Will a Secretary get to Heaven ?
Will a Secretary get to Heaven??
A Tribute to our unsung heroes No one will admit to being the Author!
If a Secretary writes a letter, it is too long
If he sends a post card, its too short.
If he doesn’t send a notice, he’s lazy.
If he attends a committee meeting, he’s butting in.
If he duns a member for dues, he’s insulting.
If he fails to collect dues, he’s slipping
If he asks for advice, he’s incompetent.
If he does not, he’s bull-headed.
If he writes reports complete, they’re too long.
If he condenses them, they’re incomplete
If he talks on a subject, he’s trying to run things.
If he remains silent, he lost interest
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
If others won’t do it, the Secretary must.
As a Past Secretary, and a bunch of others things, I feel that sometimes, we take ourselves much too seriously. This is just a small attempt to lighten things up!!!
Have a wonderful Day & God Bless